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Trambamboline 2012-07-24 04:16:04

You're the AT&T of people. >=C

But women always win. We never get to win, it sucks. D=

How'd you think he landed Jessica? With his looks? I think not.

There are about a dozen cartoons that would say otherwise, but no, I more meant that you can never REALLY know how they're feeling. You can guess, and if you spend enough time with an animal you can be right most of the time but you can still be wrong. I've lost coun t of the times my cats have been all "I'm going to leap into your lap, rub all over you, purr like mad and try to rub myself on your hands, BUT GOD HELP YOU IF YOU TRY TO STROKE ME, FUCKER!".

Gagsy 2012-07-24 04:16:04

Well.. You sir are the opposite of Batman >:C

Its only fair, you guys got the penis. Thats a win in iself.

Jessica is a top lady for going for a man due to his sense of humour and not his looks. Though surely he's a very rich rabbit? Maybe she isn't all that wholesome herself D:

Haha but Sam that may have more to do with cats being evil as fuck =P Now I don't hate cats, not at all but they are evil bastards really and they are always in charge. You don't own a cat, a cat owns you and yes god help you for forgetting this and trying to stroke him when he doesn't want to be stroked! You make a poor human minion to your cat overload and you should be punished in scratches.

Dogs on the other hand seem to think about just a handful of things - Food, walkies, food, licking itself, food, affection, food. Give them all of that then you got a buddy for a life! Who doesn't scratch the fuck out of you for petting him ;P

Trambamboline 2012-07-25 06:23:46

Ugh, this fucking heat. D= Glad to see frankie's doing better.

Cool, I'm Prometheus. At least that's something.

It's only a win if you like dicks. Like you ladies and them homosexuals. It's no big plus if you don't get horny over cock. :P

Well in the movie he was on a down slide right? So I figure he HAD a fortune, but not so much anymore. Jessica's probably doing better than him by that point. So maybe they married when they were both big names, but she stuck by him none the less. To paraphrase Mrs. Rabbit herself: She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.

I've known dogs that are complete assholes too. And that's discounting ones that have assholes for owners, some dogs are just grumpy. At least my cats can be simple most of the time. They just wanna sit on me 'cause I'm warm and squishy. xD

Gagsy 2012-07-25 06:23:46

I know its insane. Worse really because we had no build up for it. It didn't just gradually get hotter. It went from rain showers to THIS. Which is just cruel really.

Thanks, she is loads better now. Its like I got my dog back.

Ah but it is a big plus. It is a mans world honey, and as a white male you rule supreme.

This conversation makes me need to watch Rabbit Roger now. Know what I'm doing tonight now. Also that was a great Jessica Rabbit quote there. Rather poignant.

"You there manservant! Stay just like that so I may rub myself comfy over your warm and squishy parts >:3"

^ That is how I imagine your cat thinks now. And yes you should be imagining that in a booming regal voice =P

And yeah I guess all animals can be grumpy, just like how you get grumpy people. But if there isn't a dog you can't coax into wholesome loveliness with a couple of yummy treats and a belly rub then I don't know what is what anymore!

Trambamboline 2012-07-26 04:46:27

What sucks even worse is that it won't last. So no one can really plan anything. This is great barbeque weather, or picnic weather, or "Fuck, it, let's go fly kites and play frisbee!" weather, but you can't go "Okay, let's do this on Thursday!" because by Thursday, your living room will have flooded again.

I'm super glad then. ^_^

I suppose this is true in some regards. But you know me. I'm not the ruling supreme type. Give me absolute power and I'll be asking what people want me to do pretty fucking quick. :P Still, I challenge anyone to not curse the fact they were born a dude when they sit on their balls. It's awful.

I would have watched it already, but my VHS copy has gone all "staticy" so I'm humped. T_T And yeah, it's a pretty simple message, "Don't judge a book by it's cover" etc. but loads of people remember that line.

I read it in the voice of Yzma, from Emperor's New Groove actually. But yeah, that is pretty much my cats sometimes. They do love me, they just love lying on my stomach more. ;P

Well I'm happy for you you've not met any dogs that cannot be placated with kindness I have not been so lucky. Not that I hate dogs, 'cause I don't. My uncles dog is lovely. But they can be a bit... boisterous for my tastes.

Gagsy 2012-07-26 04:46:27

You responsed to this 3 days ago. The weather since then has gotten shit =P God love this country.

Well you don't sit on your balls every 4-5 days every month from like the age of 13 till the age of 55-60, which sucks >:( And if you did then I'd say your balls are much much too long!

Well I think most people remember everything Jessica Rabbit did =P She had that presense and that sultry voice. She owned all her scenes.

Well then its your own fault for having a soft warm tummy. Really, you've no one to blame but yourself! =P

Haha well I'm a bit bias towards dogs (shocking I know), so even the boisterous ones I usually will love just as much as cute noiseless ones. You should meet my dog. While you cats are demanding stomach cuddles with their eyes my dog will just silently plead with you to just pat her head and she'll just be happy as larry with a little bit of affection ^_^ No loud barking or running away like a madman, or maddog..

Squidbit 2012-07-26 21:11:07

For a second I was like "Holy shit is it winter over there" and then I realized
Also you have once again outranked me in fans :(

But I'm not actually sure if I ever passed you in the first place

Gagsy 2012-07-26 21:11:07

Its Britain. Its always winter here! ^_^

I can't think why. You're much more awesome :(

Squidbit 2012-07-27 17:45:52

Oh and told you you'd lose weight faster. Your body is like "Gagsy what the fuck are you doing why did you stop I wanna be sexy" and then went and got sexier without you.

Gagsy 2012-07-27 17:45:52

My body alays went against my wishes :( At least now when it goes against me its doing something better for itself and us. Silly sexy body.

Squidbit 2012-07-27 18:21:48

That's why I said sexier at the end, instead of just plain sexy. I was too lazy to go and fix the first one.

Gagsy 2012-07-27 18:21:48

Guys I can't hear you over how sexy I'm being. Stop it.

>:(

Squidbit 2012-07-30 02:47:59

Well tell your sexy to chill the fuck out for a minute so we can have a conversation without poking each others' eyes out with our raging erections >:(

Gagsy 2012-07-30 02:47:59

I'm sorry but you're just going to have to back the fuck up.

My sexiness cannot be contained, its a force to be reckoned with now.

Trambamboline 2012-07-30 07:14:27

Called it. Plus we're hosting the Olympics, so by the laws of the universe we have to have awful weather at least until they're over.

This is true, I won't deny it's a rarity. Still, fucking hurts.

Which is pretty hard to do when you're alongside Bob Hoskins. And, y'know, fictional.

Weirdly enough my cats actually freak out when I do sit ups. It's like they're going "NO! You can't get rid of my soft place! Damn you!".

Then you've had a lot better luck with dogs than I have ma'am. Mostly my experiences with them are just having the shit scared out of me as a kid.

Gagsy 2012-07-30 07:14:27

Yeah but its the Olympics so its all good times ^_^ Even if we've having some bad weather for it.

Well.. thats what you get for being born with balls! >:(

Bob Hoskins, totally his best role imo.

Cats are not stupid Sam, I'd watched them if I were you. They'll probably start sneaking lard into your mouth while you sleep. To keep their soft place soft! =P

Aw well that happens. I get that.

I'm actually trying to keep my nephews used to my dog. I truly believe that having a family pet is ideal when you have children. It teaches them responsibility and respect for other animals. Sometimes Oliver acts weird with Frankie, which upsets me a little, because shes an awesome dog. She doesn't jump up, doesn't bark, doesn't make a fuss. She just may get close to him sometimes, like walk right past him or smell his clothes, even licked his hand once and he kinda shrinks away. And kids being afraid of dogs due to their parents shielding them away from animals really does break my heart a bit.

JBK 2012-07-31 16:08:42

Love big dogs. Wish I still had one.

Gagsy 2012-07-31 16:08:42

Yeah big dogs are the best. Little ones tend to yap too much.

angrycomputer1995 2012-07-31 16:19:26

Don't lose too much weight, you'll end up harming your health, with that you won't get as old as you could.

Gagsy 2012-07-31 16:19:26

Oh ok.

JBK 2012-08-02 18:22:41

Lol nice spread

Yes Ive been stuck with small dogs and they are little bastards.

Gagsy 2012-08-02 18:22:41

Only small dog I would get would be a Scotty dog. So cute.

Or maybe a corgi. Also very cute.

Trambamboline 2012-08-03 11:56:58

Sort of good times. The whole "You could probably build a decent spaceship for the amount the Olympics costs a country" thing isn't so good, but the games themselves are okay I suppose. :P

B-but I thought we got bitches for being born with balls! Dammit, the council lied to me!

Not sure I'd agree with that, but goddamn he is amazing in that movie. Even if he is the embodiment of film noir cliche, but I guess he was meant to be.

Damn tricksey kitties. >=C

I don't blame the dogs though. I know the dogs that scared the shit out of me as a kid weren't just assholes. It's the owners who train them to be scary, because they want to look " 'ard" who are the complete dick-goblins.

I agree with you completely there. Having a child be largely responsible for a pet is a wonderful thing for them. Though if I ever have kids (Which is unlikely, but if people can plan for a zombie outbreak, I can plan for this. :P) I'd probably start them off with something small. A rat, hamster, guinea pig. Something whose movement can be described as 'scurrying'. >.> Aw man, that does suck a little. But still, she's not what you'd call a small dog, is she? And Olivers like, what? Six now? I'd say it's reasonable for him to be a bit "Ooooooh chirst, what's all this then?" at the moment.

Also, I love how every time you gain weight it's always in the teeniest tiniest increments. :P You've not had a full on "Oh balls I gained 130lbs in a day. O.o I knew I shouldn't have eaten that tuna boat/agreed to those experimental drug trials/insulted that old gypsy woman! SHIT!", which is pretty impressive to me, seeing how long you've been going. Good on you Leanne.

Gagsy 2012-08-03 11:56:58

OK?! They were damn awesome! The feel good factor they gave our country is worth the count imo.

Having balls doesn't guarantee one bitches, STEEL balls on the other hand..

Ok he was great in Hook too ^_____^ Also sad about the Parkinsons.

Oh yes 9 times out of 10 its the owners fault for how their dog behaves. I really do think they should introduce dog licenses.

Rodents are good pets for kids to have, good lesson with control and patience there too.

Shes not a small dog but she isn't big either. Her size is kinda strange really but its just you know, he's been around her since he was a baby, knows her as 'your Frankie' (when talking to me), I just hate to see him afraid of her when he knows her and how stupidly calm she is.

Lmfao. Gaining 130lbs in one day? I smell a challenge! That will kill me..

Also all of those reasons why are hilarious. I may just have to cancel my tuna boat shipment from the Friendly Fishing & Drug Testing Not Evil Gypsy Company :3

And thanks Sam.

psychopathy 2012-08-04 13:30:03

that guy looks like he's preparing his anus to land on a dick that can't be seen in the pic

Gagsy 2012-08-04 13:30:03

Maybe he is. Maybe he is.

TruBluFoxx 2012-08-08 08:39:30

Well, I need to start tracking weight loss myself. I want to get into better shape. What are you doing to loose weight?

Gagsy 2012-08-08 08:39:30

Just eating better and moving more. Its that simple :3

JimmyTheCaterpillar 2012-08-10 19:55:38

That sounds like a wicked party. It's never truly cool until someone gets hurt. Anyway, congrats for your brother.

Gagsy 2012-08-10 19:55:38

Any party with jelly and ice cream is the best ^_^

And thank you :)

Achilles2 2012-08-10 22:44:27

OMGGGG GAGSYYYYYYY

You probably don't remember me

Gagsy 2012-08-10 22:44:27

I do! I know your alias :D How are you?

VicariousE 2012-08-11 04:50:54

Oh Bees, can you not see the purpose of such a rant? [sup Gagsy, doin' well I trust :3]
The remorse is of a lack of confrontation in the BBS and/or downright hostility.
I was reminded of that recently by one SenatorJohnDean, a man of exceptional discourse - things are much funner when things get personal. The mayhem is documented on this very site, and the blood of many a simpleton is still fresh in those crimson threads.

Gagsy 2012-08-11 04:50:54

I am thank you :3

Gobblemeister 2012-08-15 03:30:18

Queens of the Stone Age is a terrible band...

Gagsy 2012-08-15 03:30:18

I know right.

Trambamboline 2012-08-16 16:18:14

Well, we did win loadsa medals. So go us I guess. :P

Guess that's why Supes is tripping over hos.

I liked him in the lost world mini series thingy too. And Brazil. Guy's just an awesome actor. And damn, I didn't know he had parkinsons. Why are the only people I hear of who have it kick-ass actors? D=

It's not really a bad idea. I get, y'know, "Shouldn't need a permit for everything" and all, but dogs can be fucking dangerous, and frequently are if in the hands of the wrong people.

Plus the underground dog trade would afford me ample opportunity to reference Firefly. =3

Plus, they're fucking cute as all hell. My rat waking up is still one of the most adorable things I've seen.

Well hopefully he'll grow out of it. I've known people who've HATED dogs, and then something happens and *BAM* they love 'em.

But you'd have to indulge in something truely hedonistic to gain that sort of weight. You'd be in ecstasy, at least right up until your massive stroke, but you know... these things happen.

Probably for the best. Just play it safe and order the salmon from the dungeon run by Gremlins. They've never steered me wrong.

Hey, what am I here for if not to motivate others whilst failing to meet those very same goals myself? Go team positive comparison! xD

Also, I wouldn't worry about your biological clock. Once you put yourself out there I bet you'll be rolling in naked sexy sex men. Literally, if that is your preference! ;P

Gagsy 2012-08-16 16:18:14

I'm going to be incredbily rude and ignore most of our convo.

My nan the other week right was 100% serious about getting me a tarantula. She was reading a news story about how some woman cured her fool of spiders by getting a 'pet' tarantula and wanted to buy me one so I could get over mine :( The conversation left me with a very itchy and panicky feeling. I could deal with any animals but not spiders. Why do people get those??? And rats are just lovely. Less smelly than ferrets too, but rats get all the bad press.

Salmon from Gremlins? I'm not so sure about that one.. Surely the risk of water splashing on them accidently from the fish is quite high and then you're just walking into a dungeon full of angry evil gremlins, not cute fuzzy ones :(

Sexy sexy men would be a welcome.

Squidbit 2012-08-20 02:53:39

I wish there was a way to make money by sitting at home forever.
Also congrats on breaking 60

Gagsy 2012-08-20 02:53:39

Me too Squiddy :(

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