roojames Feb 28, 2010

Hitler.

bangyouredead Feb 28, 2010

And Hitler decided he wanted a My Little Pony..

Mechabloby Feb 28, 2010

but all of a sudden, everything exploded like a Michael Bay film - the end.

bangyouredead Feb 28, 2010

But it wasn't the end, and a fella named Mechabloby was squished by a tank >:D

Doberman Feb 28, 2010

And the remains of his body were raped by doberman7.

bangyouredead Feb 28, 2010

But then a giant Mars Bar started melting on doberman7, so they had to stop raping Mechabloby's remains. The melted Mars bar then progressed down the streets of New York and pissed off a load of taxi drivers.

bangyouredead Feb 28, 2010

Also, Hitler has a really big dick and he's banging Dame Judy Dench.

Can you tell I'm bored?

Vandal2 Feb 28, 2010

But bangyouredead wasn't REALLY bored he was pretty fucking erect so he came buckets into a sock that was full of AIDS, he shortly dies and Hitler sucks a bright yellow donkey dick

bangyouredead Feb 28, 2010

Perfect, I was getting tired of being the only one contributing. :)

The-Great-One Feb 28, 2010

Hitler then rode the donkey, not in the way the pervert sees it though, into the sunset carrying a double-barrel bazooka.

Mechabloby Feb 28, 2010

All of a sudden, I logged onto Leanne's account and disabled the comments - the end fo reelz.

Mechabloby Feb 28, 2010

hey leanne i forgot your password

bangyouredead Feb 28, 2010

All of a sudden Mechbloby owned himself. Even though he was already dead and his remains had already been raped..

Mechabloby Feb 28, 2010

The end.

Mechabloby Feb 28, 2010

The middle.

Mechabloby Feb 28, 2010

The begining.

Thechickensparta Feb 28, 2010

Then, jesus came down from heaven and cried himself to sleep.

tehslaphappy Feb 28, 2010

tl;dr: He Dies At The End

Wolfos Feb 28, 2010

but Jesus had awakened the angryfaic' and he was raped in his sleep.

jmalouin7 Feb 28, 2010

Once upon a time there was a crazy, horny as fuck rapist.

Her name was Leanne Yardley.

/story