And Hitler decided he wanted a My Little Pony..
[Touch Me And I Feel On Fire]
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but all of a sudden, everything exploded like a Michael Bay film - the end.
But it wasn't the end, and a fella named Mechabloby was squished by a tank >:D
And the remains of his body were raped by doberman7.
But then a giant Mars Bar started melting on doberman7, so they had to stop raping Mechabloby's remains. The melted Mars bar then progressed down the streets of New York and pissed off a load of taxi drivers.
Also, Hitler has a really big dick and he's banging Dame Judy Dench.
Can you tell I'm bored?
But bangyouredead wasn't REALLY bored he was pretty fucking erect so he came buckets into a sock that was full of AIDS, he shortly dies and Hitler sucks a bright yellow donkey dick
Perfect, I was getting tired of being the only one contributing. :)
Hitler then rode the donkey, not in the way the pervert sees it though, into the sunset carrying a double-barrel bazooka.
All of a sudden, I logged onto Leanne's account and disabled the comments - the end fo reelz.
hey leanne i forgot your password
All of a sudden Mechbloby owned himself. Even though he was already dead and his remains had already been raped..
The end.
The middle.
The begining.
Then, jesus came down from heaven and cried himself to sleep.
tl;dr: He Dies At The End
but Jesus had awakened the angryfaic' and he was raped in his sleep.
Once upon a time there was a crazy, horny as fuck rapist.
Her name was Leanne Yardley.
/story
roojames
Hitler.