Total Medals Earned: 2,876 (From 407 different games.) Total Medal Score: 50,785 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/120 points)
Get hurt by a crab in the middle of the night.
Survive the first day.
Beat the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (45/195 points)
Collect exactly zero cookies in a single game.
Play the first "Han Wants His Cookies" on Newgrounds.
Collect 10 cookies in a single game.
Collect 25 cookies in a single game.
Collect 35 cookies in a single game.
Save the world from Han's craving for human flesh and collect 160 cookies in a single game.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Obtain a score of 75 or more in a game on any difficulty - you could probably do this with your eyes closed.
Obtain a score of 125 in a game on any difficulty - this is pretty tough, but a good eye and a quick mouse will see you on your way.
Obtain a score of 150 or more in a game of any difficulty - if you get this, you're a speed demon.
Obtain a score of 250 or more in a game of any difficulty - abandon hope all ye who enter here.
Medals Earned: 14/17 (375/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 10/15 (65/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (145/145 points)
Thoroughly read the instructions like you should.
Brush up on your knowledge of Newgrounds before playing the game!
YOU WENT THERE
Complete your quest for club!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Play for 5 minutes
Play the game once
Play for 10 minutes
Play for over 25 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 13/20 (175/485 points)
Perform 200 headshots
Restore 1000 HP in one game
Survive 1 minute with HP below 30%
Collect 200 bottles of Tequila
Kill 10 zombie Spocks
Kill 150 zombies with Machete/Tonfa
Kill 643 zombies
Collect 100 Chili Peppers
Kill 200 zombie dogs
Kill 50 bonus vultures
Kill the 2nd boss
Kill the 1st boss
Perform Massacre 50 Kills combo
Kill 300 bad zombie girls
Kill 666 zombies with Chainsaw
Kill 100 zombies with Rocket Guitar
Kill the 3rd boss
Purchase all the weapons and armors
Collect $300.000
Kill 65 bosses and/or mini-bosses
