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Joke

Posted by Gagsy - November 21st, 2011


I saw some porn made during the second World War. The stars were a British soldier and a German woman.

The soldier slowly unbuttons the woman's blouse, kissing her neck as he does so. He then unclips her bra to reveal her round, pert breasts. He licks and then sucks gently on her erect nipples.

Next, he removes her skirt. She is wearing black stockings and suspenders, with lacy knickers. He nudges her underwear to one side so that he can spread her moist lips, teasing her with his fingers.

He then pulls her knickers off completely, and pushes her onto the bed. The Brit looks over the German, in complete control.

He kneels down and begins to lap at her pussy, slowly at first, then building up speed. He flicks her clit relentlessly. She starts to moan, clasping the headboard tightly in readiness for the climax. The end is near, and they both know it.

She wriggles on the bed, helpless at what is about to happen.

At that point, an American soldier kicks down the door, pushes the Brit to one side, and spunks in the German's face.


Comments

LMAO!

Indeed!

Sharing this with friends

Jokes are always best with friends :(

This takes the cake from anything I've ever written.

Ever.

Oh I didn't write it. I hope that is obvious :(

But yes it's beautiful.

'...reveal her round, pert breasts'

Pert!!

A lovely word if ever.

I had to have my friend explain it to me :(

Bless you :(

I explained the joke to Squidbit.

And who explained it to you? D;

Jolly guessed and my other friend confirmed it.

I hope you giggled.

AMERICCAAA, FUCK...

yeah.

Yeah.

I actually read it

Well done.

I heard you think I would be popular on Etsy.
You think I'm just some object for you to sell?

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