Banziafy 2011-04-26 16:37:27

Why?

Pride 2011-04-26 23:07:04

You don't have a penis like most of the people here, I find this fact genetically fascinating....

Gobblemeister 2011-04-27 00:19:45

I think that, aside from your flaws too numerous to count, that you're a pretty nice person.

Asandir 2011-04-27 15:54:04

As far as I can say it, you are a good person!

Quicksmasher 2011-04-27 15:54:41

You know what, you can draw me a dragon you female sup commandah

Dosensuppen 2011-04-28 04:01:06

I don't see why you're so depressed. You're quite intelligent. Then again, I don't know how your life is, you could be a straight alcoholic for all I know.

5ERGEI 2011-04-30 13:39:46

You're the bomb.

Quicksmasher 2011-04-30 18:18:04

I'm disappointed from you Gagsy. EBF3 is your favorite game on newgrounds but you still got only 38 of 60 of the medals.

See, you're overdoing it, you're too much on the forums. You even don't fully pay attention to your favorite game on NG, so pretty not a single game on NG is good enough for you to "catch" you into its world.

Yes, I browsed your medals and your reviews.

-1 XP point for Gagsy. >:(

Addict 2011-05-01 03:41:21

You're a cool cat, Gagsy.

And speaking of mood, general forum always cheers me up :3

Nerdonk 2011-05-02 11:53:06

Find a second opinion before staying on the pills for too long. Anything that screws with your brain chemistry is serious business.
Here's 5 things to get you started though:
I am Gagsy
I am Gagsy
I am Gagsy
I am Gagsy
I am Batman (just assuming the last one)

JadeTheAssassin 2011-05-03 15:52:35

5 things I like about Leanne

An essay by Jade Lassassino

These are the five things I like about Leanne, these following five items. Right here. These are why she should like herself as well:

Number the first: She is a woman of intelligence, well mannered, well spoken. Can speak about almost anything, and sees both sides of an issue, and can argue for both.

Numero deux: She has a wonderful nephew that she gets to spoil rotten, and loves her for who she is, and that childhood innocence sees all, and knows the truth.

Thirdly: She has passion for what she believes in and treasures dearly. Want to talk about football? She can talk about football for days. Want to know about Britishy things? Yeah, she can talk about Americany things, too! And at length!

4: She is well loved where ever she goes. On NG, she's treated like a demi-god. A fountain of knowledge, making friends where ever she goes. She has the ability to laugh at herself, and (I'm hoping) shrug off the negative. When she meets people at NG meets, everyone around her has a good time. On Stickam, she's admired and well sought for for a good conversation, whether about tentacle dildos, or whatever comes up on the table. And she's got a sexy voice, so if I needed to call a taxi, I'd call her every day and talk naughty with her if she was bored.

And lastly: She's my friend, and I love her to bits. ^____________________^

Gobblemeister 2011-05-07 00:49:53

Very poor essay Jade. Your introductory sentences are extremely formulaic and show very little personality or even interest in doing anything more than listing off your reasons. You also seem to exemplify her nephew as a reason, however, this veers from the prompt as it is something she has. not a quality of her own being. Your tone would best be described as sappy and it comes off as far too saccharine, like you are trying to appeal to emotion but instead patronize the reader. Your paragraphs are extremely weak with the 4th being the only somewhat strong one. Most are only a sentence long and do not go in depth to the major point you bring to light. Finally, your use of the emoticon at the end suggests a great deal of immaturity in your style and results in points being marked off.

Overall you earn a 4 out of a possible 9

Not good