roojames 2010-02-28 05:42:34

Hitler.

bangyouredead 2010-02-28 05:59:30

And Hitler decided he wanted a My Little Pony..

Mechabloby 2010-02-28 06:07:45

but all of a sudden, everything exploded like a Michael Bay film - the end.

bangyouredead 2010-02-28 06:10:32

But it wasn't the end, and a fella named Mechabloby was squished by a tank >:D

Doberman 2010-02-28 06:15:17

And the remains of his body were raped by doberman7.

bangyouredead 2010-02-28 07:11:45

But then a giant Mars Bar started melting on doberman7, so they had to stop raping Mechabloby's remains. The melted Mars bar then progressed down the streets of New York and pissed off a load of taxi drivers.

bangyouredead 2010-02-28 07:21:50

Also, Hitler has a really big dick and he's banging Dame Judy Dench.

Can you tell I'm bored?

Vandal2 2010-02-28 08:35:55

But bangyouredead wasn't REALLY bored he was pretty fucking erect so he came buckets into a sock that was full of AIDS, he shortly dies and Hitler sucks a bright yellow donkey dick

bangyouredead 2010-02-28 08:52:15

Perfect, I was getting tired of being the only one contributing. :)

The-Great-One 2010-02-28 09:00:18

Hitler then rode the donkey, not in the way the pervert sees it though, into the sunset carrying a double-barrel bazooka.

Mechabloby 2010-02-28 09:03:55

All of a sudden, I logged onto Leanne's account and disabled the comments - the end fo reelz.

Mechabloby 2010-02-28 09:05:04

hey leanne i forgot your password

bangyouredead 2010-02-28 09:06:42

All of a sudden Mechbloby owned himself. Even though he was already dead and his remains had already been raped..

Mechabloby 2010-02-28 09:40:37

The end.

Mechabloby 2010-02-28 09:40:58

The middle.

Mechabloby 2010-02-28 09:41:24

The begining.

Thechickensparta 2010-02-28 11:24:48

Then, jesus came down from heaven and cried himself to sleep.

tehslaphappy 2010-02-28 11:56:59

tl;dr: He Dies At The End

Wolfos 2010-02-28 12:04:03

but Jesus had awakened the angryfaic' and he was raped in his sleep.

jmalouin7 2010-02-28 13:38:36

Once upon a time there was a crazy, horny as fuck rapist.

Her name was Leanne Yardley.

/story